Dogen’s Special Little Hooker: Part 1

So, I used to date a prostitute. The fact she was a hooker isn’t actually the interesting thing to me today. It’s the fact that I was unaware of it for so long, and the way I found out (complete with her utter denial of the facts until the last possible moment).

Some men claim to be “ass guys” or “leg guys” or “breast guys,” and all of us know full well that we love all of the above and more about hot girls. It’s just that some men gravitate to one feature or another of the lovely female form. Personally, I’m an ass man (paging Dr. Pennypacker). There’s nothing in nature that quite mimicks the curve around the hips and buttocks of a well formed woman. Breasts can be faked; long legs can be found on skinny-ass YY model aliens, or on Dirk Nowitzki for that matter; but no creature on earth other than a really hot girl has a fantastic ass.

Young miss “Daisy” had the kind of body that makes your head swivel so fast your neck snaps. She was five foot nothing, with a tight body and small firm breasts and an ass that screamed out to be smacked. I had seen her around my neighborhood a few times. The first time I really talked to her, to my undying shame, I actually went full on beta.

Gather round, young ones, and let me tell you story of another time. Once Master Dogen was but Apprentice Dogen. His ways were strong, but he was ignorant and undisciplined, like Luke before he went to Dagoba. His success in the Great Way of Vag came by luck and natural ability. Often he fell deep into the Dark Ways of Beta.

I was, you see, raised to believe almost every beta SWPL lie that you can think of. Throughout my teens and early twenties, I was a very sensitive little monk. I managed to get laid on charm, bad poetry, starlit nights, alcohol, and just enough post-structuralist theory to spout off incoherently (but impressively to a 19 year old culture studies major cutie) about les deux Jacques, Derrida and Lacan. I racked up notches without having any idea what I was doing.

I guess that’s what you would call being a “natural,” but I just thought of it as me being me. Looking back, I can see that’s why I had success. I just assumed that everything I said was interesting and original. I just assumed I belonged to be in whatever situation I found myself in. And I always assumed that any woman I talked to was a potential lover. Again: I didn’t consciously say these things to myself. I assumed them, and would have been slightly baffled if you tried to explain to me that these were considered unusual assumptions by some men.

Well part of the problem with “natural” game is that it’s highly context-dependent. I was just relying on my natural ability without any understanding of why it worked. I also never considered that it might stop working. But eventually it did… or if it didn’t exactly stop working, it lost it’s invincible power and became only semi-effective.

I’d been relying on youthful charm. A 22 year old man who’s played sports all his life has a near infinite capacity to suck in whiskey and cigarettes while spouting off about Jack Kerouac or D. H. Lawrence, and can still wake up in the morning bright-eyed to head to the beach. As a man gets older, the youthful ingenu act can start to seem incongruous, especially to younger girls who are already surrounded by more authentically (read: chronologically) young men.

There were a dozen ways I could have kept my game tight, but because I never understood what I had been doing in the first place, I just kept acting the same way I always had. Some other things were changing about my life: social situation, work, residence, etc. The total effect of which was that I began to experience the first dry spells, however brief, since I was a brace-faced kid.

I was in this state when I finally managed to meet and nail Daisy right in her little Mexicana-Filipina-Americana tang. I’ll have more to say about her, and about how I finally managed to figure out she was a prostitute, later. But for now, I just want to set the stage, and bring up the question of naturals versus students of Game. Today, I’m both. But for a while, I was just natural enough to get Daisy’s perfect booty aligned in heart-shaped position beneath my turgid missile, and just dumb enough to lose her to forces that were to me at the time incomprehensible.

It’s a sadly common story. Stay tuned for the full tale of my own personal little hooker.

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16 Responses to Dogen’s Special Little Hooker: Part 1

  1. Aw man, and here I was ready to read some smashing-plates-on-the-floor spicy-Spanish-soap-opera style DRAMA 😉

  2. Aw man, and here I was ready to read some smashing-plates-on-the-floor spicy-Spanish-soap-opera style DRAMA 😉

  3. Master Dogen says:

    Oh…. it's on the way.

  4. Master Dogen says:

    Oh…. it's on the way.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I imagine men would be distressed if they knew exactly how many hotties at various clubs had turned tricks.

    Lots of strippers like to get “regular” well-off customers that they build some trust with, and will be will be willing to turn some very high-priced ($close to a thousand a night) tricks with for those “slow” nights. They used to be called “sugar daddies”, but I dont know what they are called now. In my mid-twenties, I allowed a stripper to live with me for a few months (one of the worst mistakes of my entire life), and she filled me in on the business and how things worked at the various clubs she had been employed at.

    Even if a girl is not a stripper at her day job, or is just a student, think of the temptation for the no-roomate girl (nobody will know!). She can turn 3-4 tricks a week at $400 an hour, and make a tax-free $1200. As much as women love clothes, furniture, artwork, and appliances, which can all be bought with cash……..its got to be a big temptation for them. The downside of course, is that they will probably be having to have sex with men who are much older than they are, and not-Brad-Pitt-like older men either. Authentic middle-aged (and beyond) men who are as physically unappealling to a 22-year-old hottie as a 50-year-old-executive assistant matronly-like lady would be to any of us.

    For those few years though, roughly 18-26 or so, a pretty young woman can make an awful lot of money to buy exquisite furnishings, and have a large stash of cash to fund those dream-trips, expensive jewelry purchases, insanely expensive shoes, mouth-droppingly expensive handbags, and nights dining out at the “it” resturaunts/clubs with her girlfriends. I imagine many even take the chance to make notable purchases with this cash and buy things like expensive cars (you'd think the IRS would come sniffing around concerning this, but I dont imagine used-car lot dealers would make too much noise about the attractive hottie that just paid 20K for that slightly used BMW convertible).

    I picked up a copy of the Village Voice many years ago, available in my part of the country back then at upscale bookstores (boy are swipples pretentious), and was floored by all the call-girl ads (and pictures) in the back of the mini-paper. This was in the middle-late 90s. I couldn't believe it, there had to be 7-8 pages of them. At the time, I knew there were call girls and escort services, and I knew that plenty of strippers offered to meet you later if you'd like to “work something out”, but I didn't know that girls would be willing to put their pictures in the backs of alternative newspapers and openly advertise. Now that we have the internet, all one has to do is look at the Craigslist ads to see that there are plenty of women making money on the side in prostitution. That Craigslist killer was apparently addicted to them.

    Where we culturally have “meta-framed” women as victims of the patriarchy so much, females instinctively know that they can get away with pulling things like being a whore, and still land a nice guy later on in life. Some guy will forgive her even if he finds out, and culturally we just dont judge women very harshly anymore (slut-shaming). Shawn Merriman will probably face more grief over what just happened with Tia Whateverthefuckernameis than some chick would who married at 30, but was found out to have been an internet call girl from 23-26 that had over 700 aggregate dicks inside her would. Thats just the way of things in our culture at this point.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I imagine men would be distressed if they knew exactly how many hotties at various clubs had turned tricks. Lots of strippers like to get "regular" well-off customers that they build some trust with, and will be will be willing to turn some very high-priced ($close to a thousand a night) tricks with for those "slow" nights. They used to be called "sugar daddies", but I dont know what they are called now. In my mid-twenties, I allowed a stripper to live with me for a few months (one of the worst mistakes of my entire life), and she filled me in on the business and how things worked at the various clubs she had been employed at. Even if a girl is not a stripper at her day job, or is just a student, think of the temptation for the no-roomate girl (nobody will know!). She can turn 3-4 tricks a week at $400 an hour, and make a tax-free $1200. As much as women love clothes, furniture, artwork, and appliances, which can all be bought with cash……..its got to be a big temptation for them. The downside of course, is that they will probably be having to have sex with men who are much older than they are, and not-Brad-Pitt-like older men either. Authentic middle-aged (and beyond) men who are as physically unappealling to a 22-year-old hottie as a 50-year-old-executive assistant matronly-like lady would be to any of us. For those few years though, roughly 18-26 or so, a pretty young woman can make an awful lot of money to buy exquisite furnishings, and have a large stash of cash to fund those dream-trips, expensive jewelry purchases, insanely expensive shoes, mouth-droppingly expensive handbags, and nights dining out at the "it" resturaunts/clubs with her girlfriends. I imagine many even take the chance to make notable purchases with this cash and buy things like expensive cars (you'd think the IRS would come sniffing around concerning this, but I dont imagine used-car lot dealers would make too much noise about the attractive hottie that just paid 20K for that slightly used BMW convertible). I picked up a copy of the Village Voice many years ago, available in my part of the country back then at upscale bookstores (boy are swipples pretentious), and was floored by all the call-girl ads (and pictures) in the back of the mini-paper. This was in the middle-late 90s. I couldn't believe it, there had to be 7-8 pages of them. At the time, I knew there were call girls and escort services, and I knew that plenty of strippers offered to meet you later if you'd like to "work something out", but I didn't know that girls would be willing to put their pictures in the backs of alternative newspapers and openly advertise. Now that we have the internet, all one has to do is look at the Craigslist ads to see that there are plenty of women making money on the side in prostitution. That Craigslist killer was apparently addicted to them. Where we culturally have "meta-framed" women as victims of the patriarchy so much, females instinctively know that they can get away with pulling things like being a whore, and still land a nice guy later on in life. Some guy will forgive her even if he finds out, and culturally we just dont judge women very harshly anymore (slut-shaming). Shawn Merriman will probably face more grief over what just happened with Tia Whateverthefuckernameis than some chick would who married at 30, but was found out to have been an internet call girl from 23-26 that had over 700 aggregate dicks inside her would. Thats just the way of things in our culture at this point.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Alpha Status ran an interesting article on July 15th on the biology of dirty talking to a
    woman… it seems to me dirty talking evolved in response to woman such as your Special Little Hooker. It would be intersting to know if you ever viciously spoke dirty to her once you found out what she was up to and what effect it had on her.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Alpha Status ran an interesting article on July 15th on the biology of dirty talking to a woman… it seems to me dirty talking evolved in response to woman such as your Special Little Hooker. It would be intersting to know if you ever viciously spoke dirty to her once you found out what she was up to and what effect it had on her.

  9. Marquis says:

    here's my admission: i was also once laid only on looks/basic charm and youth. then it stopped working. i dated a girl that i wasn't banging for over a year. seriously. i hang my head in shame and know well of what you speak. i never stopped to wonder why my dry spells became increasingly lengthy, just decided to investigate game and through my rakish behavior that did occur, that the SWPL lies I had believed were just that: lies.

    your reference to “youthful ingenu” has me re-evaluating my current approach to women and what may be limiting my successes.

  10. Marquis says:

    here's my admission: i was also once laid only on looks/basic charm and youth. then it stopped working. i dated a girl that i wasn't banging for over a year. seriously. i hang my head in shame and know well of what you speak. i never stopped to wonder why my dry spells became increasingly lengthy, just decided to investigate game and through my rakish behavior that did occur, that the SWPL lies I had believed were just that: lies. your reference to "youthful ingenu" has me re-evaluating my current approach to women and what may be limiting my successes.

  11. lesenjournal says:

    You had me at Lacan. Derrida is too obscurantist for my tastes.

  12. lesenjournal says:

    You had me at Lacan. Derrida is too obscurantist for my tastes.

  13. 11minutes says:

    One reason it gets harder to seduce as your grow up is that the girls you are dealing with tend to get older too (lucky you if don't).

    I have never been a natural, but I don't remember any problems “getting girls” when I was in my late teens. If I really wanted a girl, I could have her, all the while thinking that I am the most unattractive guy in town. But things became more and more complicated over time.

    When you are in your thirties you can experience women of a very wide age range, and one thing that is striking is that older women tend to be “tougher” when it comes to seduction. The only exception are recent divorcees who had been devoted wives and now are on the bounce back.

    I believe that this effect is due to a woman's increased exposure to alphas and game in general.

    Since alpha status is relative, it might not take much to impress a girl in a small town, but as she moves to a bigger city she gets more and more spoiled. Once she had exposure to some really bad boys with hearts as cold as ice, any regular man won't fit the bill anymore.

    The stakes are rising and rising.

  14. 11minutes says:

    One reason it gets harder to seduce as your grow up is that the girls you are dealing with tend to get older too (lucky you if don't).I have never been a natural, but I don't remember any problems "getting girls" when I was in my late teens. If I really wanted a girl, I could have her, all the while thinking that I am the most unattractive guy in town. But things became more and more complicated over time.When you are in your thirties you can experience women of a very wide age range, and one thing that is striking is that older women tend to be "tougher" when it comes to seduction. The only exception are recent divorcees who had been devoted wives and now are on the bounce back.I believe that this effect is due to a woman's increased exposure to alphas and game in general.Since alpha status is relative, it might not take much to impress a girl in a small town, but as she moves to a bigger city she gets more and more spoiled. Once she had exposure to some really bad boys with hearts as cold as ice, any regular man won't fit the bill anymore.The stakes are rising and rising.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Looking forward to the next installment. Filipina-Mexican – hmmmm..

  16. Anonymous says:

    Looking forward to the next installment. Filipina-Mexican – hmmmm..

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